THE WORLD'S LEAST NECESSARY RESCUE SERVICE

THE INTERNET'S
EMERGENCY
BUTTON

For emergencies that aren't actually emergencies.

Because sometimes life is ridiculous and somebody
needs to do something about it.

IS YOUR LIFE CURRENTLY A CIRCUS?
PRESS THE BUTTON.

SYSTEM ARMEDNO. 001

IN CASE OF ABSOLUTE NONSENSE

PRESS ONLY IF YOUR DAY HAS
GONE COMPLETELY SIDEWAYS.

CHAOS CONTROL HQ — STANDING BY

100% fictional. 110% dramatic.

THE INTERNET'SEMERGENCYBUTTON🚨